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Funny Adult Gag Gift Blank Notebook Journal
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Open to offers or trades 💌 Funny adult novelty notebook featuring the cheeky phrase “Not a Grower, Not a Shower: A Guide to Life With a Micropenis.” The pages inside are completely blank and ready for notes, journaling, doodling, or everyday use. Perfect as a hilarious gag gift, white elephant present, bachelor or bachelorette party gift, office exchange, or stocking stuffer. Notebook only—the squishy shown in some photos is not included. New and unused. Bundle and save!
Daily Cleaning: Use a soft brush or damp cloth to gently wipe away dirt. Avoid harsh chemicals. For mesh areas, use diluted mild detergent and a soft brush.
Drying: Air dry in a cool, shaded place after cleaning. Avoid direct sunlight or high heat, which can cause fading and glue deterioration.
Storage: Stuff with paper to maintain shape when not in use. Store in a dry, ventilated area to prevent mold. Rotate between multiple pairs to extend lifespan.
Usage Notes: Designed for basketball. Not recommended for hiking, long-distance running, or other specialized sports where different performance features are required.